Store Policy? This isn’t you and a store. It’s just you and me. How about Friend Policy ?
I’m here to make friends, make them happy and satisfy their needs because being a helpful, local craftsman is what’s important to me. That’s why I’m here. I want you to be thrilled about your purchase. A poor relationship between us doesn’t benefit anyone, and a good relationship will benefit everyone!
Friendship is a 2-way relationship. As a human, I want to work with humans who agree with the Friend Policy. Quality relationships are what makes the world work well, and we could use more of that these days. I’d bet my livelihood on it.
With that said, if you’re still looking for A Guarantee…